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Wednesday, 17 December 2014

THE GIANT DADDY LONG LEGS



Once upon a time at Toilet Bowl Lodge one of the residents got plagued by a menace and that menace was a two foot wide Daddy Long Legs.

The giant pest which was about two feet wide, ran amok.
It invaded the man's bedroom and started to eat away at his bed.

The man was powerless in trying to stop the giant two foot wide Daddy Long Legs from eating his bed.

The pest tore away chunks at the man's bed, even his mattress until nothing was left of his bed.
The Daddy Long Legs ate it.
It then bit into the man's trousers, ripping them apart, until they slid onto the floor.
The pest then ate the man's trousers.

After the trousers got devoured the Daddy Long Legs started to tear off the man's remaining clothes, leaving him naked; It then gobbled up the lot, pants, vest, socks and shirt.

Before long everything inside the flat was eaten by the giant two foot wide Daddy Long Legs: As a result the whole flat was laid bare by the monstrous glutton of a Daddy Long Legs.

The man had to press the red button to summon help.
The carers came in and were shocked to find a monster Daddy Long Legs, plus a flat laid bare. Not only that they were even shocked to find the man naked in his flat


The man told the carers that the daddy long legs had eaten away at his clothes leaving him naked. To sort matters out the carers had to phone the man's cousin, Alan Key.
The man's cousin had to bring  along some clothes in order to replace the clothes that got devoured by the insect , but had to be careful in case the monster insect ate them, so he put them into a wardrobe with insect repellent to deter the Daddy Long Legs from digging it's teeth into the garments. He then warned the man that he would have to remain naked until the pest was destroyed.

The man told them what had happened.

"I can't believe it said the carers, how a daddy long legs could do things like that eating everything that was inside the man's flat.
They called the pest controller who shot dead the Daddy Long Legs.


The carers had to call the pest control men, who tried to drop a net over the giant Daddy Long Legs so they could bundle it into a cage, but, as they tried to the pest went for them and ripped off their clothes leaving them naked. The monster then tucked into the clothes ripped to shreds and in an instant devoured the whole lot.

The Daddy Long Legs even tried to eat the carers' clothes, but was fought off by the pest control men, even though they had no clothes on because the Daddy Long Legs had ripped them off their bodies and ate them.
The pest control men had to be wrapped in bin bags to cover them up, then they left.

All of a sudden the giant Daddy Long Legs ran out into the corridor, down the stairs and invaded the lounge, eating everything inside, including the television. As it ripped the TV set apart flames shot right out. The impact was so violent that the Daddy Long Legs got thrown across the room by the electric shock. Even that didn't stop the mad insect from  devouring everything it came across - ripping off the clothes of any tenant who happened to be sitting in the lounge at the time, leaving them naked. Luckily one of the carers noticed it and wrapped up the tenants in bin bags.

Nothing could control the Daddy Long Legs pest, so the only answer was to hire a 20 foot long cat in order to get rid of this pest, but, as it tried to eat it the Daddy Long Legs  went for it and gobbled it up.
As a last resort the Daddy Long Legs was driven out through the street door and into the road. it got run over by a car: Even that failed to kill it.
The Daddy long Legs even went for it and tossed it up into the sky, but the car saw what happened, got it's revenge and jumped down on top of the Daddy Long Legs, however the monster managed to escape, but instead of disappearing into the distance made it's way back into the supported living home it was driven out of and again went on the rampage, devouring any furniture it came across, but made a huge mistake for one chair was loaded with rat poison, which instantly killed the Daddy Long Legs.

The reign of terror was  over.

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