THE MICROWAVE THAT KEPT ON STOPPING

Once upon a time a whilst someone was cooking  in the microwave it kept on stopping and eventually died.

The tenant quickly took out the meal that he was going to cook, and good job he did for within five minutes of death the microwave started to decompose and let out a terrible stink, so powerful that it could be smelt everywhere in every flat in the supported living home.

People walking along the corridor dropped like flies because of the terrible pong that was coming from a rotting microwave in Flat aa.

One of the support workers had to burst into the flat and  was  quickly overcome by the terrible stink that was coming from a rotting microwave.

"Why don't you buy a new microwave Michael Cabbage, you made everyone ill in this block of flats all because of the deadly poison that was coming from that dead microwave of yours that is so badly decomposed."

The support worker had to cover her face with a hankie whilst inspecting the rotting microwave as it spewed out a deadly poison and loads of evil smelling liquid. She had to call the Grime Squad to come and take away the rotting dead microwave, which had to be burnt to stop deadly poison from a rotting dead microwave from engulfing the whole of London.

The flat had to be fumigated to kill off the poison gas that escaped from a  dead microwave oven that was rotting away.

Because microwaves are so expensive it was decided that Michael cabbage should grow himself a new microwave in the allotment. In fact he did, but , as he was about to pick up the microwave, the microwave went mad and bit him then went berserk. Two gardeners, Fred Wineglass and Geoff Bluebottle try to fight off the mad microwave with a rake. This led to a fight, with the microwave beating up the rake.
The rake flew at the microwave and jabbed it.
Blood poured out of the microwave and it had to be put down, leading to the rake being charged with murder. Immediately the police had to be called, but, as they tried to arrest the rake that murdered a microwave the rake flew  at one of the cops and knocked his head off. The head flew away and ended up in the Lord Nappy Pub in Green Lane, Goodmayes.
Regulars got the shock of their lives when they saw a human head on it's own without the rest of the body bursting into a pub.

The policeman whose head got knocked off by a mad rake had to find his head. Eventually he caught up with it when his colleague Daniel Blob found it inside the Lord Nappy pub.
The headless policeman walked into the pub giving everybody a fright for they had never  seen a headless man walking into a pub before.

The headless man did everything he could to fix his own head back onto his body, but, without luck, he just had to face the fact that he would have to spend the rest of his life without a head.

The Lord Nappy pub is a pub that was built with bricks made from horse manure. It is open every day except Starday.