MY FRIDGE, MY FRIDGE

Once upon a time as it happened a man in Flat E45 needed  a new fridge, and what happened was that, instead of a normal size fridge he received a fridge only one foot wide and one foot tall, in fact so small that he didn't have enough room for all the foods he needed.


"I can't have this fridge, it's too small said Simon Mash.

"That's all you'll get my boy said one of the staff. Don't forget that the fridge you're getting is ideally suited for one person, so you'll have to think of making a drastic cut in the number of foods you'll get when you go shopping.


"Can I have a second fridge because this fridge  ain't big enough said the tenant.


"No, you ain't getting any more fridges said the carer.


"But, Carer, I need another fridge said Simon Mash"


"You have what you're told to have said the carer, not the fridge of your choice."


Come Monday it was time for the tenant to go shopping, and when he tried to get all the foods that he wanted he was told to put them back otherwise he would have to put some of the stock in the cupboard, and what happens is that the food could all go bad all because there's not enough room in the fridge to house all this stock.

So Simon Mash ended up buying a limited supply of food in TESCO, not enough to sustain him for more than a day, never mind one week, and did he arf carry on all because of him having to gravely ration his food as he didn't have enough room in the fridge to house it all.